treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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(Source: pugsequalsdrugs)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee)

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

(Source: viejospellejos)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this