i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs)

rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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Sherlock season 3 trailer
John: I don't care how you did it
Sherlock fandom: Hold the fuck up there john

assume:

deair:

so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED

fuck that was me 

(Source: bgc-land)

bakaforsenpai:

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 
#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

jfc

bakaforsenpai:

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 

#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

jfc

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

Good.

(Source: pokemoncap)

hammertheshark:

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

SO MUCH FLOOF~!

rupelover:

Inspired by this.

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

(Source: thrillsurfer)

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)