hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(Source: memeousuji)

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(Source: transmaizono)

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)

saverockandrollera:

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

(Source: comflix)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

(Source: artballin)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(Source: chapmanjim)

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures)